Orientation: Probably not straight
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Drink?: Does 105 lbs look like the pinnacle of alcohol tolerance to you
Smoke?: A bunch of people in high school thought I was on weed. They were wrong
Use Drugs?: No
Cuss?: Why would you fucking accuse me of cussing
Play Any Instruments?: I can play hot cross buns on the recorder, maybe
Have Any Peircings?: You spelled piercings wrong you are a joke
Have Any Tattoos?: If I got one I feel like I'd get bored of it fast, and then I'd regret getting that giant freaking eagle on my back on a drunken, extremely patriotic dare
Like To Annoy People?: No, but that doesn't stop me
Like Life?: Yeah you know we're tight
Wear Make-Up?: I think it's super pretty, but I'm way too lazy to get around to putting it on most days
Dye Your Hair?: *runs*
Scream At The top of your lungs for no reason?: Usually in the middle of my exams
Get Distracted By Shiny Objects?: I used to collect shiny things I found in the street actually
Like Pina Coladas?: I've never had one
And Getting Caught In The Rain?: I'm definitely missing something here
Dependable?: Probably not
Obsessive?: Not really
Hyper Active?: Nope
Happy?: Right now, sure?
Boring?: I mean if you're still reading this then you don't find me boring, so I guess I appreciate that
Violent?: I hope not but I have a bad temper sometimes so probablyEvil?: Only on Tuesdays
Hippie-Ish?: People used to joke I was one in middle school
Shy?: I like to pretend I'm not but I really am ughh
Annoying?: Probably. Why are you still reading this?
Social?: Sometimes I can be really social but other times it's like why did you look at me go away
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE...
TV Show(s)?: FUTURAMA
Movie(s)?: PACIFIC RIM
Band/Singer(s)?: 2ne1, Nine Inch Nails, Marina and the Diamonds...
Song(s)?: Right now, "Valley of the Dolls" by Marina
Book/Story?: A Monster Calls by Patric Ness
Color(s)?: Orange and green : )
Shape?: FREAKING TRAPEZOIDS
Animal?: Turtles and birdies~
Person(s)?: All of my friends because they're incredible people for putting up with me *sheds tear*
Smell?: It used to be gasoline but in the interest of protecting the environment, chlorine
Subject?: Surprisingly, Chemistry
Sport?: Basketball (I'm going to one of best D1 basketball schools in the country okay) and martial arts
Word?: Moist, only because I heard that Anastasia Steele from 50 Shades of Grey didn't like it
Quote?: "You don't want freedom just for the sake of having. You want something else first, and then you want the freedom to fight for it" - Alvarez, WWZ
Hobby?: Writing stupid stories about stupid people
Store?: Barnes and Nobles! And Borders when they were still a thing
Season?: It used to be winter...
Time Of Day?: Very early morning, unless I have to be awake
Worst Fear?: Failure
Life Goal?: Become an Army nurse, publish some books, go to North Africa and Korea sometime
Greatest Accomplishment?: One time I got hit in the head with a football
Pepsi Or Coke?: Did you know that 97% of the Earth is covered in water
McDonald's Or Burger King?: Lunchables
Converse Or Vans?: Barefoot with a flowing dress in the wind
Dogs Or Cats?: Both are so fun D :
AIM, YIM Or MSN Messenger?: You're ten years late to the party dude
Chicken Or Fish?: Fishies!
Black Or White?: A mix of grey, sky blue, and the paralyzing touch of the void
MTV Or FUSE?: Haha the idea that MTV actually has music on it anymore
MP3 player, ipod or CD player?: Mp3! Cheap and dependable
Pants Or Shorts?: SHORTS I HATE PANTS
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
Heaven & Hell?: Kinda
Angels & Demons?: Not really
UFOs?: They're so cool that I want to
Big Foot?: Not really
Lockness Monster?: I did need a new pet
A Thing Called Love?: Is that a movie
WOULD YOU EVER...
Kill Someone Else?: I accidentally scared my English teacher into thinking I was a potential murderer so
Kill Yourself?: That's not funny dude
Beg For Money?: I hope not
Skydive?: Meh, I don't feel like it
Bunjee Jump?: Maybe but I'll probably vomit
Make out in the rain?: One of us should have seriously brought an umbrella ugh we are so unprepared but I guess now seems as good a time as ever to make out
Run Away From Home?: No, and I'm glad I've never felt compelled to
Ride A Motorcycle?: I'M SO COOL
Do Extreme Sports?: Depends on the sport
MORE ABOUT YOU...
Do You Own A Car?: I share one with my bro. The car's name is Attilita
Ever Been To Jail?: Luckily, no
Ever Gotten Kicked out?: No
Do You Have A Job?: If only
Do You Like Taking Surveys Like This?: Do you like making surveys like this?
The last section is so boring I'm skipping it. Why am I wasting my life like this